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I'm Going To Get You Fat Sucka is the first part of the fifth episode of season 1 of Duck Dodgers.

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Duck Dodgers pines to be ambassador of the people of Earth but the spooky spaceship he and his Space Cadet land on “looks scary” and seemingly abandoned. Nevertheless, a dinner table is set and a host is waiting. Dodgers forces his Cadet to introduce him to Count Muerte. However, the Count is seemingly uninterested in the arrogant duck and more interested in his fat pig Cadet. Meanwhile, a piece of tossed tofu inadvertently burns the vampire’s hand as he is allergic to healthy food. Recovering, he hypnotizes Dodgers, who becomes a bug-eating crazy Renfield-like character with the voice of actor Peter Lorre.

Three vampire ladies appear and find the Cadet to their liking, as he has a genuine personality, unlike skinny Dodgers whom they attempt to eat as a “light snack”. Giving up on cunning plans, the Count turns into a bat and chases the porky Cadet around until he sees his shadow, which he then eats… and dies. Surviving the female vampires’ half-hearted onslaught, Dodgers creates a coffin full of spikes and pretends it is a bed for the “piggy”. He tries to make the Cadet go to sleep but the latter wants water, a toothbrush, toothpaste, the toilet and then a call his grandma before bedding down! Becoming angry, Dodgers jumps in the bed then gets stuck in a liposuction device. It turns out the canny Cadet made the voracious vampire eat a decoy full of healthy food, which he is allergic to. Fazed by the near-death encounter, Dodgers suggests that next time the Cadet should be the ambassador of the people of Earth….

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Episodes
Season 1
The Trial of Duck Dodgers/Big Bug Mamas | The Fowl Friend/The Fast & the Feathery | Duck Deception/The Spy Who Didn't Love Me | Duck Codgers/Where's Baby Smartypants? | I'm Going to Get You Fat Sucka/Detained Duck | K-9 Kaddy/Pig of Action | Shiver Me Dodgers | They Stole Dodgers' Brain/The Wrath of Canasta | The Green Loontern | Quarterback Quack/To Love a Duck | Hooray for Hollywood Planet | The Queen Is Wild/Back to the Academy | Enemy Yours/Duck Departure
Season 2
Pig Planet | Invictus Interruptus/Pet Peeved | The Menace of Maninsuit/K-9 Quarry | Talent Show A Go-Go/The Love of A Father | The New Cadet/The Love Duck | The Fudd | The Mark of Xero/I See Duck People | Deathmatch Duck/Deconstructing Dodgers | MMORPD/Old McDodgers | Diva Delivery/Castle High | Surf the Stars/Samurai Quack | Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace (Part 1) | Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace (Part 2)
Season 3
Till Doom Do Us Part | Villainstruck/Just The Two of Us | The Kids Are All Wrong/Win, Lose Or Duck | Boar To Be Riled/Clean Bill of Health | The Best of Captains, The Worst of Captains/That's Lifomatica | Diamond Boogie/Corporate Pigfall | The Six Wazillion Dollar Duck | Too Close For Combat/The Fins of War | Good Duck Hunting/Consumption Overruled | A Lame Duck Mind | Master & Disaster/All In The Crime Family | Space, No One Can Hear You Rock/Ridealong Calamity | Bonafide Hero: Captain Duck Dodgers
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